Sunday, November 17, 2013

Edit that line!

One of the greatest pleasures in my life is the ability to read the written word.  It is even a greater pleasure to be able to somewhat write a thought or two in a way that reflects not only the thought but (sometimes) the emotion behind it.

Words are powerful in and of themselves.  If you take one simple word and put it into different context, it changes the whole meaning.  Perhaps this is what makes the English language so complex.

Consider this:

'I love chocolate chip cookies.'
'I love the smell of buring leaves.'

And then, hear in your minds ear,

'I love you'

uttered from the soft, sweet lips of your child or your lover.

The emotion behind that word changes dramatically, and pushes your heart to overflowing.  The previous two statements.....not so much!

Words can endear, encourage and enflame.  They can sooth or smother or smolder your emotions.

I am much more articulate when I write than when I speak.  Writing allows me to edit the words I think prior to hitting the send button to my lips.  I am certain I would have more friends had I been able to measure each word before running my flapping lips!

So, as in all things of this life, choose wisely.  Words left unspoken are sometimes the best.  But words uttered in sincerity and perfectly chosen are not easily forgotten.


Monday, April 1, 2013

What Could Have Been My Last April Fool's Day


I still remember the April Fool's Day when I was almost killed.

My mom and I were in the basement that morning as she insisted that I accompany her to rip a zipper out of an old piece of clothing, hurrying to do so before my school but arrived to cart me away.  (A recycler before it was even fashionable.)  Mom had knife in-hand to accomplish this task.

Knowing how terrified mom was of mice, and being the snotty teen that I was, I became inspired---and excitedly cried out "Mouse!" while immediately jumping up on a nearby, small stool.  My 4'10" mom shoved me off the stool in a nano-second so SHE could get on it, all the while scanning the basement floor frantically for the rodent.  

At that moment, I giddily announced "April Fool's!"

Her head jolted towards me,  black, angry eyes met mine and she shook the HUGE butcher knife right at me and stated that in no uncertain terms I  was NOT in the least bit funny!  She turned on her heel and stomped up the basement steps, steam whistling out her ears!

And there I stood, silently laughing hysterically, lest she hear me and come back to finish the job with that big ol' knife, realizing that I had almost gotten fileted in our cold basement on that April morning!

It was on that fateful morn that I realized that timing is everything!